mailman
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SeniorsThis is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
you are there, and you have to answer in front of others
what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's
nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it:
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir,
what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my d!ck', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't
come
Into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he
said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something,
and discussed the problem further wi th the Doctor in
private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a
room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass
anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear,
Sir??'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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uncle aj
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I'd better go to my doctor because I can't as well. 
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Tardis
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That's a corker!
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CJ
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ABS
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This hilarious!
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