Tardis
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FLY BUSINESS CLASS!A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "He-He-Hello", he blurted out, "Are you travelling on business or pleasure?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded." I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish and . . ." she suddenly stopped - then said, "Oh my word, I'm so sorry. Here I am going on and on about my business and I don't even know your name!"
"Hey, that's OK" said the man. "My name is Tonto, Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."
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uncle aj
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Oh the luck of the Irish................with a bit of American Indian and Greek thrown in. 
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Tools
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Good one.....Paddy...er, I mean Steve
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