Flatlander
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Laws of life...Irrefutable and incontrovertible laws of life:
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get
a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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mailman
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All true  :grin:
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ABS
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Spot on! 
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uncle aj
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Yes all true. :lol:
Have you ever noticed, when you get used to a product and like it a lot, they come out with a "New Improved Recipe" and it isn't.
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Tardis
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Hey John, you forgot MURPHY'S LAW!
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CJ
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HOW TRUE!
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JJ Irani
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Law of Cleavage: Just when you're starting to drool and enjoy the view, she decides to stand up straight!! 
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uncle aj
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| JJ Irani wrote: | | Law of Cleavage: Just when you're starting to drool and enjoy the view, she decides to stand up straight!! |
I suppose it would depend on how tall she was or how tall you are. :lol: :lol:
Usually I get caught just as I'm enjoying myself, by the lady in question or my wife. 
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CJ
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I would never be caught doing such a thing!
I would stare at her arse instead
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uncle aj
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| CJ wrote: |
I would stare at her arse instead |
You realise you have left yourself wide open for a Paulie crack.
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JJ Irani
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| uncle aj wrote: | | CJ wrote: |
I would stare at her arse instead |
You realise you have left yourself wide open for a Paulie crack. |
The last thing we need on this forum is Paulie's bloody crack!!
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uncle aj
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| JJ Irani wrote: | | uncle aj wrote: | | CJ wrote: |
I would stare at her arse instead |
You realise you have left yourself wide open for a Paulie crack. |
The last thing we need on this forum is Paulie's bloody crack!! |
Guess I left myself wide open as well.
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Tardis
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| uncle aj wrote: | | JJ Irani wrote: | | uncle aj wrote: | | CJ wrote: |
I would stare at her arse instead |
You realise you have left yourself wide open for a Paulie crack. |
The last thing we need on this forum is Paulie's bloody crack!! |
Guess I left myself wide open as well. |
I'm a leg man myself. 
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CJ
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| uncle aj wrote: | | CJ wrote: |
I would stare at her arse instead |
You realise you have left yourself wide open for a Paulie crack. |
You want to do what to Pauls crack? 
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Tools
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I'm sorry...I've lost track of this thread..
Are you guys talking about that unsightly Plumbers Crack you see when they bend over while working??
Like this:
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CJ
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If she worked in my neighborhood, I'd be breaking every piece of plumbing I could find
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JJ Irani
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| CJ wrote: | | If she worked in my neighborhood, I'd be breaking every piece of plumbing I could find |
I bet you would, flatfoot!!! 
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uncle aj
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| Tools wrote: | I'm sorry...I've lost track of this thread..
Are you guys talking about that unsightly Plumbers Crack you see when they bend over while working??
Like this:
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At least she's got somewhere to put her pencil.
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JJ Irani
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| uncle aj wrote: | | Tools wrote: | I'm sorry...I've lost track of this thread..
Are you guys talking about that unsightly Plumbers Crack you see when they bend over while working??
Like this:
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At least she's got somewhere to put her pencil. |
Bring back that good ole' Uncle-AJ humour!! 
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uncle aj
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| JJ Irani wrote: |
Bring back that good ole' Uncle-AJ humour!! |
It never left, I was the one that left. :lol:
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mailman
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Why does JJ always want to see one of my body parts unclothed?  
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uncle aj
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| mailman wrote: | | Why does JJ always want to see one of my body parts unclothed? |
It must be those sheepish looks you keep giving him.
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