Jimbits76
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Good AfternoonGreetings and salutations, both ladies and gentleman.
Please allow me to introduce myself, if I could take but a moment of your precious time.
My name is James and I reside in the United Kingdom. God save our Queen!
I would not be considered gentry but that will not stop me behaving like a gentleman.
Tea and cucumber sandwiches for all and sundry!
James
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BigBird
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Talk about a little cucumber that smells like vinegar! Who let this Git in. This is my first post and I resign my membership.  
What's with this Junior Member status. Sounds like that should be the name of the above poster. 
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Carolina
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I'm enjoying a cup of Lady Grey tea right now, while there are 5 children (not all mine) running around the house. Bring on the biscuits!
(Glad to see you, Jim!!!) 
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Carolina
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Well, Big, um, Bird... what are you implying???
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BigBird
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| Carolina wrote: | I'm enjoying a cup of Lady Grey tea right now, while there are 5 children (not all mine) running around the house. Bring on the biscuits!
(Glad to see you, Jim!!!) |
What, no hugs and kisses for me? 
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BigBird
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| Carolina wrote: | I'm enjoying a cup of Lady Grey tea right now, while there are 5 children (not all mine) running around the house. Bring on the biscuits!
(Glad to see you, Jim!!!) |
It would be rude of me to ask to see your biscuits on my third post, so I will not at this time.  
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Carolina
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| BigBird wrote: | | Carolina wrote: | I'm enjoying a cup of Lady Grey tea right now, while there are 5 children (not all mine) running around the house. Bring on the biscuits!
(Glad to see you, Jim!!!) |
What, no hugs and kisses for me? |
Hmm... still trying to figure out who you are, but I have my suspicions!
You don't happen to have any corn dogs on you, by chance?!?
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Jimbits76
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Big Bird??????!!!!!!!!!???????????Nobody told me HE was going to be here.
I almost popped my monocle and dropped my sherry in surprise!
J
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BigBird
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| Carolina wrote: | | BigBird wrote: | | Carolina wrote: | I'm enjoying a cup of Lady Grey tea right now, while there are 5 children (not all mine) running around the house. Bring on the biscuits!
(Glad to see you, Jim!!!) |
What, no hugs and kisses for me? |
Hmm... still trying to figure out who you are, but I have my suspicions!
You don't happen to have any corn dogs on you, by chance?!? |
Biscuits before corn dog in my book. I ain't telling who I am until Lisa says yes. 
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Carolina
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At least my biscuits aren't plastic!
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BigBird
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Re: Big Bird??????!!!!!!!!!??????????? | Jimbits76 wrote: | Nobody told me HE was going to be here.
I almost popped my monocle and dropped my sherry in surprise!
J |
Who says I am here ole' JuniorMember76?  
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BigBird
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| Carolina wrote: |
At least my biscuits aren't plastic! |
Sounds like a mid-life reality show. 
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Jimbits76
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Re: Big Bird??????!!!!!!!!!??????????? | BigBird wrote: | | Jimbits76 wrote: | Nobody told me HE was going to be here.
I almost popped my monocle and dropped my sherry in surprise!
J |
Who says I am here ole' JuniorMember76? |
Bah I came here to get away from Big Bird.
All we need now is Mr Snufflupaguss and we'll have a full Sesame Street!!!!!!
J
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BigBird
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Re: Big Bird??????!!!!!!!!!???????????Bah I came here to get away from Big Bird.
All we need now is Mr Snufflupaguss and we'll have a full Sesame Street!!!!!!
More like a Redneck Sesame Seed Bun full of you know what! 
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Lisa
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Oh, this is really a bummer. I had vowed to no longer neglect the children and house. As we speak the baby has taken two shopping cart loads of household items within reach, and systematically deposited them down the laundry chute.
I'm a goner. But happy just the same. Where's my coffee?
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BigBird
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| Lisa wrote: | Oh, this is really a bummer. I had vowed to no longer neglect the children and house. As we speak the baby has taken two shopping cart loads of household items within reach, and systematically deposited them down the laundry chute.
I'm a goner. But happy just the same. Where's my coffee? |
Since I am a brand new SPANKING MEMBER, I will try to ease my way into your lives. I will not resort to such silly things as rude, crude and immature comments. A good example of my exemplary behaviour is that I did not respond to Ms. Alaska's comment about her biscuits not being plastic by saying....hey baby are you bragging or sagging. This is not the type of comments Mr. AJ will allow and I shall refrain. Unlike JuniorMember76, I need no introduction. 
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Lisa
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| BigBird wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | Oh, this is really a bummer. I had vowed to no longer neglect the children and house. As we speak the baby has taken two shopping cart loads of household items within reach, and systematically deposited them down the laundry chute.
I'm a goner. But happy just the same. Where's my coffee? |
Since I am a brand new SPANKING MEMBER, I will try to ease my way into your lives. I will not resort to such silly things as rude, crude and immature comments. A good example of my exemplary behaviour is that I did not respond to Ms. Alaska's comment about her biscuits not being plastic by saying....hey baby are you bragging or sagging. This is not the type of comments Mr. AJ will allow and I shall refrain. Unlike JuniorMember76, I need no introduction. |
Well, if you are a spanking member it's just as well I'm here, too. Just in case I need any more, um, spanking.
I am impressed with the udder restraint you showed against commenting on Ms. A's assets.
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Carolina
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Yes, that did show a LOT of restraint. Besides, my biscuits can see Russia from the house. And that's without plastic.
No bragging here, and not commenting on the other...
I've been under consignment to my family for years, so what else can I say??
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DSJ
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We junior members look up to the experienced ladies... lol
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Lisa
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I think 50 posts will get me the experience I so dearly crave. Maybe by tomorrow?
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Incurable
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| Lisa wrote: | | I think 50 posts will get me the experience I so dearly crave. Maybe by tomorrow? |
I'm not so sure 'Old Hand' is the title you were looking for, Lisa. Now as for Big Bird... (Big is a relative term, after all)
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Lisa
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| Incurable wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | I think 50 posts will get me the experience I so dearly crave. Maybe by tomorrow? |
I'm not so sure 'Old Hand' is the title you were looking for, Lisa. Now as for Big Bird... (Big is a relative term, after all) |
Oh, well. If the shoe fits.... ain't that right, Nature Boy?    
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East Bay Rider
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| Lisa wrote: |
Oh, well. If the shoe fits.... ain't that right, Nature Boy? |
ROFLAO - Women never forget anything.
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Lisa
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| East Bay Rider wrote: | | Lisa wrote: |
Oh, well. If the shoe fits.... ain't that right, Nature Boy? |
ROFLAO - Women never forget anything. |
Some stories are just unforgettable, Bill. 
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DSJ
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Where's our boy Bitsy?
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Lisa
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| DSJ wrote: | | Where's our boy Bitsy? |
Oh, Jim! Come back to us, dear.  It's just not a party without you.
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mailman
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I'm bumpin for Bitsy
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Carolina
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| mailman wrote: | | I'm bumpin for Bitsy |
Hmm... you might want to rephrase that...
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Gedanken
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Somehow I don't think he would, Caroline.
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Jimbits76
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Hey batfans
Bitsy be back!
J
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Prince
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| Jimbits76 wrote: | Hey batfans
Bitsy be back!
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Howdy there, Jim. Good to see you posting here, my friend!
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away36
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| Jimbits76 wrote: | Hey batfans
Bitsy be back!
J |
'bout flippin' time!!! You must be getting excited about your weekend!! Have you met Martin before??
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Jimbits76
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| Prince wrote: | | Jimbits76 wrote: | Hey batfans
Bitsy be back!
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Howdy there, Jim. Good to see you posting here, my friend! |
Yeah...been a bit down lately...feel like I need some fresh air.
Poor, poor Adrian...perhaps I should sent him a pledge donation
J
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Lisa
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Jim and Martin together!? Oh, won't that be fun!
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Jimbits76
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| away36 wrote: | | Jimbits76 wrote: | Hey batfans
Bitsy be back!
J |
'bout flippin' time!!! You must be getting excited about your weekend!! Have you met Martin before?? |
Hey N' how bleeding long have you been here????
Look at me, I'm a junior....I love the lack of responsibility!!!!
Really looking forward to meeting Martin but also a little nervous...worried that the forum magic may not translate.
I'm gonna have a word with him Sunday about recent events and hopefully get him to drop by here!
J
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away36
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| Jimbits76 wrote: |
Hey N' how bleeding long have you been here????
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Since June 2008, although I come and go......now I stay!!!
As for Martin.....the one thing I'm sure of about both you and Martin, is that you're both as "real" as they get. I think you two will have great time together!....and yes.......get him over here!!!
J[/quote]
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Tools
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Just don't get any old flowers... make sure you know what he likes........
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Lisa
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Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour!
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away36
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| Lisa wrote: | | Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour! |
You and me both, Lisa! It just keeps gettin' better 'n better!!!!
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ABS
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| Lisa wrote: | | Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour! |
Oh boy... this is going to be interesting....
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away36
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| ABS wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour! |
Oh boy... this is going to be interesting.... |
EVERYTHING that involves Jimbits is interesting, Caroline!!
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Jimbits76
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| away36 wrote: | | ABS wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour! |
Oh boy... this is going to be interesting.... |
EVERYTHING that involves Jimbits is interesting, Caroline!! |
I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing....
J
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Prince
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| Jimbits76 wrote: | | away36 wrote: | | ABS wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour! |
Oh boy... this is going to be interesting.... |
EVERYTHING that involves Jimbits is interesting, Caroline!! |
I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing....
J |
It's a good thing, ole' NoveltyToy76...
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Jimbits76
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| Prince wrote: | | Jimbits76 wrote: | | away36 wrote: | | ABS wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | Jimbits - Moderator! Now THAT is just lovely! I'm getting giddier by the hour! |
Oh boy... this is going to be interesting.... |
EVERYTHING that involves Jimbits is interesting, Caroline!! |
I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing....
J |
It's a good thing, ole' NoveltyToy76... |
You're just being nice because your teabags are on the way.
I binned the boxes and sent them in Zip-locs...100 Lapsang and 100 Darjeeling.
That should see you through the winter old chap!
J
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away36
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| Jimbits76 wrote: |
EVERYTHING that involves Jimbits is interesting, Caroline!! |
| Quote: | I don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing....
J |
If it's about you Jim....it's not only good.....it's AAA+ GREAT!!!!
(practising my suck up to the Mods at AJs routine)
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away36
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| Prince wrote: |
It's a good thing, ole' NoveltyToy76... |
ROFLMAO....THAT was funny, Allan!
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Lisa
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You know, Nancy aka Birthday Girl, there's something to be said for getting the sucking up done early in the game. It's good insurance! Erm, right, Mods?
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away36
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| Lisa wrote: | | You know, Nancy aka Birthday Girl, there's something to be said for getting the sucking up done early in the game. It's good insurance! Erm, right, Mods? |
I decided not to take any chances.
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GoodWatch
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Bah, humbug!
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Lisa
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
Oh, I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. Another beloved and familiar face.
Frans, I'm so very glad to see you here.
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GoodWatch
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| Lisa wrote: | | GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
Oh, I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. Another beloved and familiar face.
Frans, I'm so very glad to see you here. |
Are you sure? Perhaps you may regret this soon and.... ehhhhhh. I forgot I'm not a MOD here 
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Jimbits76
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Oh flippin' heck...
Who told that Dutch git about this place!!!!!!!
J
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GoodWatch
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| Jimbits76 wrote: | Oh flippin' heck...
Who told that Dutch git about this place!!!!!!!
J |
Will you please observe my join date! 
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away36
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
Yipppeeee!!! Frans, you just made my day!!!
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away36
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| GoodWatch wrote: |
Are you sure? Perhaps you may regret this soon and.... ehhhhhh. I forgot I'm not a MOD here |
Now you know how us peasants feel!
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GoodWatch
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| away36 wrote: | | GoodWatch wrote: |
Are you sure? Perhaps you may regret this soon and.... ehhhhhh. I forgot I'm not a MOD here |
Now you know how us peasants feel! |
Yes, now I actually have to look up 
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Jimbits76
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | Jimbits76 wrote: | Oh flippin' heck...
Who told that Dutch git about this place!!!!!!!
J |
Will you please observe my join date! |
I ignored that...I hoped you'd forgotten about AJ
J
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GoodWatch
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| Jimbits76 wrote: | | GoodWatch wrote: | | Jimbits76 wrote: | Oh flippin' heck...
Who told that Dutch git about this place!!!!!!!
J |
Will you please observe my join date! |
I ignored that...I hoped you'd forgotten about AJ
J |
Well, he asked me to come over again to sort things out here. Not going so well since he made some silly gits a moderator.
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jdc
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
Oh, I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. Another beloved and familiar face.
Frans, I'm so very glad to see you here. |
Are you sure? Perhaps you may regret this soon and.... ehhhhhh. I forgot I'm not a MOD here |
do you really want to be a mod with some of the riffraff they have here 
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GoodWatch
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| jdc wrote: | | do you really want to be a mod with some of the riffraff they have here |
I am riff raff
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jdc
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | jdc wrote: | | do you really want to be a mod with some of the riffraff they have here |
I am riff raff |
we had better drink to that, double Hendricks all round
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GoodWatch
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| jdc wrote: | | we had better drink to that, double Hendricks all round |
Can't afford that anymore, I'm down to Plymouth Dry now 
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Prince
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| Jimbits76 wrote: |
You're just being nice because your teabags are on the way.
I binned the boxes and sent them in Zip-locs...100 Lapsang and 100 Darjeeling.
That should see you through the winter old chap!
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Well...that MIGHT have something to do with it.
You are super, my friend. Thank you very much for the kindness!
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Prince
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| away36 wrote: | | Prince wrote: |
It's a good thing, ole' NoveltyToy76... |
ROFLMAO....THAT was funny, Allan! |
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Prince
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| Lisa wrote: | | GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
Oh, I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. Another beloved and familiar face.
Frans, I'm so very glad to see you here. |
That will be short-lived, Lisa. Once my son gets going with his Dutchie drivel, you will want to run away screaming!
of course. Frans is Da Man!!!
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Lisa
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Mods, broads, brits and gits. Now there's hardly anyone left to pine over - you're all right here!
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Prince
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| Lisa wrote: | | Mods, broads, brits and gits. Now there's hardly anyone left to pine over - you're all right here! |
I LOVE that interpretation, Lisa. One big, happy family. Even JJ is a member here (joined way back when I did), but doesn't post very often.
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Jimbits76
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| Prince wrote: | | Lisa wrote: | | Mods, broads, brits and gits. Now there's hardly anyone left to pine over - you're all right here! |
I LOVE that interpretation, Lisa. One big, happy family. Even JJ is a member here (joined way back when I did), but doesn't post very often. |
That's a bad thing??????????
J
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away36
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| Lisa wrote: | | Mods, broads, brits and gits. Now there's hardly anyone left to pine over - you're all right here! |
And oh happy day......no trolls.
I couldn't help myself. 
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Carolina
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
Frans, I;m SO glad you're here!
Stinky cheese and port all around!!
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Gedanken
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| GoodWatch wrote: | | Bah, humbug! |
I wondered who was burning rope.
Welcome aboard, Frans!
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