My wife's funny sayings

uncle aj · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:52 am Post subject: My wife's funny sayings

Quite often my wife Brenda comes out with some funny sayings. Most of the time they are unintentional but now and again she gets the better of me. For instance last week I asked her how many blank pages she had left in her passport, just in case we needed to apply for a new one. She replied, "I've got five full pages which are empty."

Obviously that was one of the unintentional ones. One she got me with and often reminds me about is this. I asked her, "What's it like being married to a genius?" to which she instantly replied "I don't know, I haven't asked you."

Tardis · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject:

"I've got five full pages which are empty."

Is your missus Irish Adrian?

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JJ Irani · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: My wife's funny sayings

uncle aj · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:22 am Post subject:

Flatlander · Old hand Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 210 Location: Kansas

My wife, Fran, will sometimes say something that just stops me in my tracks. :shock:

While searching for a new restaurant recently that we wanted to try, I discovered that it was rather hard to find. It was in an out of the way location that could only be accessed from one direction. Once we arrived, my wife stated... "if you didn't know it was there, you wouldn't know it was there".

Once when I called one of her comments to her attention, she replied..."sometimes I say something before I think it". :lol:

We recently celebrated our 44th anniversary and I still find her a joy to be with.

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Tools · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

When we're able to find the right person to be with it's always a joy...

We can only hope they feel the same..

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Tardis · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:07 pm Post subject:

We recently celebrated our 44th anniversary and I still find her a joy to be with.

We married on 21 July 1962, so I think I beat you by one year John

My wife was from a Scottish mother and an Irish father, a pure Celt.

Her logic sometimes defies logic!

:lol:
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uncle aj · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:33 am Post subject: She's done it again

My wife decided to make Cantonese chicken the other day. She tasted the sauce before putting it in the pan to warm up and said "It may be too spicy." Anyway as I'm game for anything I said "Go ahead and I'll eat it." After the meal I said to her "It wasn't that spicy after all." "No" she said, "It was a lot hotter when it was cold."