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Tardis
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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject: CORNY JOKE FOR SAT NIGHT |
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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent, so he asks the Sergeant Major why the camel is kept there. "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women and sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel".
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay". About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the Sergeant Major to bring the camel to his tent. The Captain leans a ladder up behind the camel and standing on it pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant Major "Is that how the men do it?" "No not really, sir... they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are". 
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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  made me smile, though i am sitting here with some "Gordons Sloe Gin" wife got it in for xmas to try! [thought i"d sample it now!] :lol:
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| steve wrote: | made me smile, though i am sitting here with some "Gordons Sloe Gin" wife got it in for xmas to try! [thought i"d sample it now!] :lol:
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Never tried Sloe Gin... what is it?
My favorite is Gordons with Schweppes Indian Tonic water... no ice...maybe a slice. :lol:
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| Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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Its made from sloe berries from the blackthorn bush apparently, bit like blackberries or blackcurrents and obviously Gordons dry gin, pleasant nip on a winters evening! i'm a sucker for the adverts on TV it was on the other night, the christmas Ads are starting to roll out, not that i mind i love the hustle and bustle of xmas here and the whole atmosphere of the nation, gearing up for that one day of the year
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| Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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I love the Christmas season, especially when we usually finish our shopping around October.
It's so relaxing, knowing we're done and watching the hustle and bustle of the others. :grin:
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We do our Christmas shopping in January, it's much cheaper.  :lol: |
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Tardis
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Yes that's great for you guys, all that Christmas season of snow, cold weather, nice warm houses and hot food and stuff to slurp.
Here in Australia Christmas is very different. Height of summer, temperatures in my region never below 20C at night so Buckleys chance of snow.
BBQ season at it's height. Refrigerators for beer on coldest position. Sunblock sales off the chart. Beach and swimming definately IN.
I do miss a white Christmas sometimes as I was born in the Northern Hemisphere. 
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